Comedian, but not funny,
Thinker, but not creative,
Visionary, but out of touch,
Photographer, but out of focus.
Writer who deletes everything he typed the night before in a misclick,
Calligrapher who smears ink onto paper and calls it a masterpiece,
Chessmaster who cannot count the lines on a go chessboard,
Tactician who has yet to make past the first pages of “The Art of War”.
But hey, that’s me!